Who's Winner? Battery or Wedding?

Have you considered that used or current battery has the similar characteristics to you marriage. Actually, these stages have shown us about laptop battery and other batteries in performance and the whole life while the comparison to weddings listed are as below.

1. Paper Wedding-Powerful Battery
2. Tin Wedding-Tired Battery
3. Crystal Wedding-Capable Battery
4. China Wedding-Challenging Battery
5. Silver Wedding-Sensitive Battery
6. Pearl Wedding-Past Battery